ZOMBIES ON MY SHOULDER

Zombies On My Shoulder Posted by Jim Macdonald

Zombies in the graveyard make me fearful,

Zombies ‘round the farmhouse make me sigh

Zombies munching mommy make me angry

Zombies in the mall can make me die.

If I had a gun that I could give youI’d give to you a gun

that’s just like mineIf I had a torch that I could light for youI’d light that torch so you could see it shine.
Zombies in the graveyard make me fearful

Zombies ‘round the farmhouse make me sigh

Zombies munching mommy make me angry

Zombies in the mall can make me die.

If I had a car that I could drive for youI’d weld on armor and a big plow blade

And if I saw you bitten by a zombieI’d cut your fucking head off with a spade.
Zombies in the graveyard make me fearful,

Zombies ‘round the farmhouse make me sigh

Zombies munching mommy make me angry

Zombies in the mall can make me die.
Zombies almost always make me fearful, mmmmmmm….